I'm not even sure

Oct 20, 2014

internetexplorers:

once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray

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Oct 20, 2014

winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

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Oct 20, 2014

meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

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Oct 20, 2014

cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

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Oct 20, 2014

  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

Oct 20, 2014

http://misbeliever.tumblr.com

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Oct 20, 2014

"

1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

"

—Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

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Oct 20, 2014

scaryghoultrash:

parallel lives

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Oct 20, 2014

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Oct 20, 2014

collar:

how can people even be cute, tell me your secrets

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